September 12, 2010

Getting dem shower pipes: Made in China

Our landlord isn't the most helpful guy on the planet, and has yet to deliver on many of his promises, one of them being bathroom repairs. Today our shower set-up broke. P and I went out in search of a new pipe and shower head, and took the old one with us, since I had no idea what the arabic word was. We went round the corner to the convenience store we frequent - there are three in a row, and they all sell pretty much the same thing, but we always buy our water from the same guy, and he's always happy to see us. After a little game of pointing and a few words of broken arabic, he gave us directions to a shop called "subbak." We walked a couple of minute and nearly missed what was pretty much a locked cabinet on the side of the street, full of pipes, hoses and shower heads. No one was in sight so we kept walking. We asked at a couple more shops but found nothing, but then came upon a gift store with a photocopy service outside (exactly what it sounds like - a copy machine on the sidewalk!) who pointed us to the next "subbak." We walked through a few more alleyways until some lady called out at us, grabbed me by the hand, and unlocked a door in the wall to reveal a whole panel of shower heads. She proceeded to wax eloquent about the Turkish and Chinese-made ones, and $5 later we were all set. I later found out that "subbak" means plumber...

So goes life in Cairo, slowly but surely, with our vocabulary increasing daily. People in our hood still aren't quite used to us. P is as white as they get, and it doesn't help that we're a mixed couple. It always goes like this in a shop we haven't been to before (in Arabic)
Guy: (Looking at P curiously) Where are you from?
Me: He's from Polanda. Bolanda.
Guy: (Huge grin) Ahh!! Holanda, holanda! Football! Good team!
Me: No... no.. Bolanda.
Guy: (Mildly disappointed) Oh... BOLANDAAA. (To me) Are you Egyptian?
Me: No. I'm from India.
Guy: Yes yes! Amitabh Bachchan! Very nice country!

I was wearing a long tunic I picked up in India (sooo useful in Egybt). I guess it had kind of an ethnic print on it... but it elicited a couple of ni-haos from some young girls on the street. There's a first for everything!

We also found a Kushary joint quite close to us: a full meal for 2LE (35 cents!). Giant win!

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